Me, MyMags and I and the last issues of VOGUE USA

PROS: The women I like, the lower price, and gifts to make me buy it (as if it was necessary..).

CONS: The THIN shape issue.

Sarah Jessica Parker on the cover of the (from the future) May issue.

Gisele, the Über mother, on the cover of April,

THE SHAPE ISSUE (or, the "pretend to be" every figure issue)

TRUE TO THIN FORM:

the woman above has a thin curvy body.

And the thin tall, the thin pregnant, the thin short, and the thin thin.

WHATEVER WORKS, provided that you're THIN.

She is awesome. But not an example of body figure - just remembering that she's what she is because of this figure.

The thin short made shorter in the photo shoot.

This model is curvy, but there's no fashion editorial with her. And her position in this picture is for what? To disguise her "fat" body?

And with the January issue, a bag as a gift!

An iniative of the Brazilian importer.

In fact, the price of USA VOGUE is getting lower - consequence of the drop of the price of US Dollar?

The last issue cost me less than 20 Reais, a price never paid before for it!

Publisher: Condé Nast

From the future - ELLE UK

It's not the first time that it happens. Elle UK has the power of coming from the future! Today, April 10th. I have in my hands the issue from May, 2009. Here, in Brazil, where these mags from Europe usually take at least one month to arrive - now we have available issues from January, February - British Elle arrives one month in advance.

And, I wonder... if the issue from next month is already released, when was it made? In February? I don't know about these deadlines, but do I read things that are written three, four months earlier? Is this the reason why SO MANY times the things that are on the magazine are not found on the shops?

As if it wasn't sad enough, I paid the absurd amount of R$57,95 just to prove this aberration.

And now I'm also scared! I just noticed that the stamp with the price is also from the future (maybe I should have asked to pay it only in May, who knows...)

Poor Me, MyMags and I.